February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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The last post I will make about Elementary (until...
Is there a way to combine this—
—with this?
(Picture Gary Oldman saying the words in the first gif, and then try to take anything else seriously ever again.)
The only thing I am side-eying about Joan Watson is that they’ve taken her army background away and replaced it with her being a surgeon who lost her license (why? You can still have her be an ex-soldier and keep the...
Anthony Horowitz: Do we still need publishers? |... →
dduane:
pagesforsmallwages:
I think we do still need publishers, and I’m certain they will survive the great ‘digital-divide’.
… and so does author Anthony Horowitz.
It’s been almost 600 years since Johannes Gutenberg produced the first printed books, and although Ars Minor, the excellent Latin primer by Aelius Donatus, has now dropped out of the bestseller lists, I like being part of...
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deanscowboyhat:
i’m just gonna sit back here and not judge elementary on how good or bad it will be until it actually comes out
sherlock may not be on the side of the angels but...
fairgroundsoldier:
Joanna (Joan, Jane, Jean) Watson is my number-one bulletproof kink.
Lucy Liu is one of my girlcrushes.
This is either going to be really, really awesome, like Castle, or really, really cheesy.
magicandsteel asked: Tim's hands are clasped behind his back, his expression is nonchalant. He's staring into the middle distance, like the horizon holds answers he doesn't know he's looking for. Appearances, however, can be deceiving, and he stops at a red telephone box, leaning against it nonchalantly as if he doesn't know what it is.
He leans for a few moments, then puts a...
He leans for a few moments, then puts a...
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MATT SMITH, HUGH LAURIE AND CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON... →
adisusedshed:
heidi8:
etherealfire:
ysabeaux:
kaster-borous:
derpiarty:
EXCUSE ME WHILE I AM DEAD. can I just say that I won’t survive Hugh motherfucking Laurie playing in Sherlock. I know there won’t be any Moriarty, but HUGH. HUGH. WILL. BE. IN. SHERLOCK. ….HUGH. HUGH.
I just literally yelled “HOLY SHITSOCK!” alone in my bedroom…
*screams like the pathetic little fangirl...
Chaos Will Always Follow: faehugs: You don’t have... →
faehugs:
You don’t have to be 100% sure of your identity. Ever.
You don’t have to run yourself into the ground trying to pull yourself apart and figure out the words. And it’s okay to be nervous instead of excited about a new discovery, because hey, it can be scary. You’re allowed to…
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magicandsteel asked: ((Do ALL the uneven mun/muse questions!))
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Mun/Muse QA Time! Inbox me!
1. Mun's real name?
2. Why did I choose my character, and how do I choose to play him/her?
3. If my muse was born in a different era, what would I change about him/her?
4. Mun x Muse: how would our relationship go?
5. Give one headcanon l have about my character(s).
6. Favourite thing about muse.
7. What do you imagine when I think of my muse?
8. If I changed your muse's clothing options, what would I change and why?
9. If my muse were to be given a haircut by me, what would I do?
10. If my muse were to die, how would I react?
11. What is muse's biggest secret?
12. What does mun ship muse with?
13. Worse moment for muse.
14. Best moment for muse.
15. What mun secretly wants muse to do.
16. How muse reacts to magic anons.
17. What mun likes about muse.
18. What muse prefers the most on Tumblr.
19. Most likely scenario for muse on Tumblr.
20. What does mun dislike about muse?
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nurseallthethings replied to your post: Messy? Did I scare you off?
((Shh her mun is wonderful.)) I’m doing alright… well. Been feeling ill because we think my body is in shock after the sudden physiology change after fifteen years, so…
Is there anything I can do? *professional medbay mode, trying to get a good look in his eyes*
nurseallthethings asked: Messy? Did I scare you off?
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Anonymous asked: We're tinychatting if you're not too busy to join.
mindurmanors:
mesmiranda:
mindurmanors:
((again, given it involves a character from the Hellblazer fandom, I don’t think a warning is necessary as the fact that it’s Stanley should be warning enough. I’m not unsympathetic of survivors, I promise, but this is an rp blog and the comment wasn’t meant as an insult or to make light of the subject—in fact I got the impression that Charles was...
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manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
Let’s get this started as an actual thing, you guys. WE CAN DO THIS.
mindurmanors:
serenelabrat:
mesmiranda replied to your post: ‘Rape face’? Really? That’s incredibly offensive and potentially triggering.
((I’m not the anon, but I do see how the use of “rape face” could trigger the memories of a survivor. Possibly a warning on the top of the reblog along the lines of “trigger warning: rape” would help?))
(( Ah, I suppose I could’ve or should’ve, but it was...
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Ask my character things about the rper :D →
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youmaythinkyouknowme asked: I am unabashedly shipping you with me.
Anonymous asked: Messy/Rory ;)
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Ship me with someone and I'll kiss them.
sorcererestranged:
((i am le borted))
thegestianpoet:
smelliet:
dis-combobulate replied to your post: oK I was talking to Eve about this Jim=Fire …
nO but Anderson is the cabbage dude
omg………………………………………………………………..
oh my gukvxcing
YES
Addendum to the previous post.
atla/sherlock
mycroftismight:
thegestianpoet:
but guYS can we talk about how Moran and Zhao would be BEST FRIENDS
and iroh/mrs hudson is CANON ok
i’m crying and laughing
iroh/mrs hudson, oh christ
If someone doesn’t write me Iroh/Mrs. Hudson right now, I will explode in this seat and leave a horrific mess everywhere.
GUYS. GUYS. MARK GATISS AS LORD VETINARI.
hogwartsandthetardis:
marmosette:
theannschki:
marmosette:
macpye:
hogwartsandthetardis:
IT WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!!
Ye-ers, I’ve said so, too.
And of course his Terrier:
“The wheel turns, nothing is ever new.” Always together…
I need this in my life!
Vimes is already up on Macpye’s S6 shop and redbubble And I bet Vetinari will show up on there soon too….
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
I ship a nine hundred year old alien with a blue...
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magicandsteel:
Tim takes the knife, nodding his thanks, and slices the pizza expertly. He slides the pizza onto a serving plate and gestures for Messy to follow him into the dining room. He sets it down in the centre of his table, pulls out a chair for Messy. “When I’m not a psychic?” He quirks a grin at her, amusement dancing in his eyes. “When I’m not working or reading I’m generally taking care...
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magicandsteel:
Tim blinks a bit, tilting his head, then nods, speaking quietly. “Anything you have we could borrow- we don’t know what we’re dealing with, but it’s not weak.” He offers her a small smile. “I hate to impose, really.”
He shakes his head, clearing the thoughts from his mind. “In any case, we’re hardly here to talk about...
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The Finder: Saturday at eight [...] →
magicandsteel:
Tim gives her an innocent look, still out from under his eyelashes, a hint of a smirk dancing around the corners of his mouth. “I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about, Messy~” He glances over, eyes widening a fraction. “Not that drawer, the next, dear. Sorry, I’ve reshuffled the kitchen recently, to accommodate…” He gestures towards the drawer. “To accommodate the weapons...
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sharkespeare replied to your post: Unpopular opinion!
It’s for Star Trek apparently so the ridiculous hair will soon be gone. (also I agree with all the listed opinions except the River Song one but I can handle it)
I don’t even mind the colour on him (it’s basically the Sherlock colour, after all), I just think the lopsided cut looks odd and unflattering on him.
Go curly or go...
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The Finder: Saturday at eight [...] →
magicandsteel:
“Well, I like yours.” Tim ducks his head, glancing up at her from under his lashes.
“If not helping is going to kill you, I could use a knife, from the fourth drawer to your left.” He’s not accustomed to having help, especially not when he’s cooking for a date- the handful of women he had woo’d had been more than happy to sit back and let him wait on them, but the last thing he...
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Saturday at eight [...]
magicandsteel:
Tim shrugs, conceding the point. “Well, I’m sure you could have the eyes and the cheekbones if you wanted them. Not that the ones you’ve got now aren’t brilliant.” He grins, setting the pizza down on a cooling rack. “Of course not! What sort of courtesy would that be?”
“In comparison to yours? Not really.” Messy pulls a face: “Really, I feel awkward sitting here...
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Saturday at eight [...]
magicandsteel:
“But of course, my dear.” He stills, cutting the background chatter and muting his link with the other psychics to reduce white noise. When she’s done, he sends a quick message alerting the others that he hadn’t been attacked, then transfers his attention outward again in time to catch her reaction. A broad grin graces his face. “See what I mean? You’re lucky, you can delete it....
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Saturday at eight [...]
magicandsteel:
Tim shrugs, glancing over at the timer on the oven: he’s got a few minutes before he has to deal with the food, yet. “If you’d like you could borrow my memory of how it tastes- I’m very much accustomed to people rifling around in my head.”
He eyes the cabinet she’s playing with: he’s got an actual grenade stashed in there- his place was being used to store the weaponry they...
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Saturday at eight [...]
magicandsteel:
Tim laughs, loud and long, not resisting as she cleans his hand up. “Now what sort of man would that make me, Messy?” He gives her a mock-disapproving look. “If I was going to ask you to turn into Scarlett Johansson I certainly wouldn’t request the leather catsuit.” He winks again.
“That it is- never understood the appeal there, if you ask me.”
“Okay,” says Messy...
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Saturday at eight [...]
magicandsteel:
Tim purses his lips, resting a hand gently on her shoulder. “For what it’s worth, I wouldn’t care if you were slimy and green and didn’t have a solid form.” he smiles at her, hoping his sincerity shows and she doesn’t just blow it off as him attempting not to hurt her feelings.
He pauses, tilts his head, and says “I could always feed you liver.” He winks.
Oh, well, okay. The...
Unpopular opinion!
I think the forehead-flop part of Benedict’s recent haircut looks stringy and unwashed on him, and I want him to cut it shorter. It’s really not working.
(I never have anything controversial for these unpopular opinions. Ummm. I don’t mind River Song but I don’t want to see her again for a little while? I like Rose and I ship Rose/Ten, but she is not the only companion and...
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Don't forget to vote for the Wuality Awards 2012! →
rageagainstthedyinglight:
//was not nominated for anything
Oh okay…..
I know that feel, bro.
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Try to make my character cry. →
Anonymous asked: I love you.