March 2012
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Lost in History: “I’ll get us that oil from Canada... →
minim-calibre: -Mitt Romney, during his victory speech Tuesday night. WTF? (via politicalcanuck) Welp, we’re apparently getting invaded. (via jakke) Uhhh, what??? (via shovelbum) Dear Canadian Followers, We find him just as crazy as you do. Please don’t judge us on his model. Love,… I will, I fear, just have to resort to Canadian content for this one. Oh, come back, proud Canadians...
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.  i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat  am i a bad person  
Feb 29th
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Pet found. Payment reconsidered. You'll be hearing...
thereichenbachfraud: mesmiranda: thereichenbachfraud: mesmiranda: Torchwood is not going to be happy about you keeping an alien. This will definitely cause a headache for your brother. *grinning* I never claimed I’d keep it. Though keeping it heavily sedated is a task in itself. I hardly think I could train it. But it’s here for retrieval. Sure you could. You’re Sherlock Holmes. (I...
Feb 29th
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Pet found. Payment reconsidered. You'll be hearing...
thereichenbachfraud: mesmiranda: Torchwood is not going to be happy about you keeping an alien. This will definitely cause a headache for your brother. *grinning* I never claimed I’d keep it. Though keeping it heavily sedated is a task in itself. I hardly think I could train it. But it’s here for retrieval. Sure you could. You’re Sherlock Holmes. (I also have hypervodka, if you...
Feb 29th
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
Feb 29th
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Took the stars from our eyes: STILL DEAD RE:... →
supey: pheonee: ayries: showmeyourcolors: resurrectedrule: ayries: fyeahlilbitoeverything: Somehow I just don’t see him WANTING a bigass statue like that. Doesn’t make it any less awesome though. ME EITHER I keep thinking of Aang visiting Korra and her telling…
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
Feb 29th
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Pet found. Payment reconsidered. You'll be hearing...
Torchwood is not going to be happy about you keeping an alien. This will definitely cause a headache for your brother. *grinning*
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Would anybody like to host a livestream for Clobbers?
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Feb 29th
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there’s nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
Feb 29th
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anthrodynia
yolkinthejump: rainbowfairyprincess: changedaround: slipperypeople: dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for all things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are. God damn. i shit you not JUST THIS MORNING i was trying to figure out if there...
Feb 28th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Feb 28th
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The last post I will make about Elementary (until...
Is there a way to combine this— —with this? (Picture Gary Oldman saying the words in the first gif, and then try to take anything else seriously ever again.) The only thing I am side-eying about Joan Watson is that they’ve taken her army background away and replaced it with her being a surgeon who lost her license (why? You can still have her be an ex-soldier and keep the...
Feb 28th
Anthony Horowitz: Do we still need publishers? |... →
dduane: pagesforsmallwages: I think we do still need publishers, and I’m certain they will survive the great ‘digital-divide’. … and so does author Anthony Horowitz. It’s been almost 600 years since Johannes Gutenberg produced the first printed books, and although Ars Minor, the excellent Latin primer by Aelius Donatus, has now dropped out of the bestseller lists, I like being part of...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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deanscowboyhat: i’m just gonna sit back here and not judge elementary on how good or bad it will be until it actually comes out
Feb 28th
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sherlock may not be on the side of the angels but...
fairgroundsoldier: Joanna (Joan, Jane, Jean) Watson is my number-one bulletproof kink. Lucy Liu is one of my girlcrushes. This is either going to be really, really awesome, like Castle, or really, really cheesy.
Feb 28th
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magicandsteel asked: Tim's hands are clasped behind his back, his expression is nonchalant. He's staring into the middle distance, like the horizon holds answers he doesn't know he's looking for. Appearances, however, can be deceiving, and he stops at a red telephone box, leaning against it nonchalantly as if he doesn't know what it is.

He leans for a few moments, then puts a...
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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MATT SMITH, HUGH LAURIE AND CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON... →
adisusedshed: heidi8: etherealfire: ysabeaux: kaster-borous: derpiarty: EXCUSE ME WHILE I AM DEAD. can I just say that I won’t survive Hugh motherfucking Laurie playing in Sherlock. I know there won’t be any Moriarty, but HUGH. HUGH. WILL. BE. IN. SHERLOCK.  ….HUGH. HUGH. I just literally yelled “HOLY SHITSOCK!” alone in my bedroom… *screams like the pathetic little fangirl...
Feb 27th
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Chaos Will Always Follow: faehugs: You don’t have... →
faehugs: You don’t have to be 100% sure of your identity. Ever. You don’t have to run yourself into the ground trying to pull yourself apart and figure out the words. And it’s okay to be nervous instead of excited about a new discovery, because hey, it can be scary. You’re allowed to…
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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magicandsteel asked: ((Do ALL the uneven mun/muse questions!))
Feb 27th
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Mun/Muse QA Time! Inbox me!
1. Mun's real name?
2. Why did I choose my character, and how do I choose to play him/her?
3. If my muse was born in a different era, what would I change about him/her?
4. Mun x Muse: how would our relationship go?
5. Give one headcanon l have about my character(s).
6. Favourite thing about muse.
7. What do you imagine when I think of my muse?
8. If I changed your muse's clothing options, what would I change and why?
9. If my muse were to be given a haircut by me, what would I do?
10. If my muse were to die, how would I react?
11. What is muse's biggest secret?
12. What does mun ship muse with?
13. Worse moment for muse.
14. Best moment for muse.
15. What mun secretly wants muse to do.
16. How muse reacts to magic anons.
17. What mun likes about muse.
18. What muse prefers the most on Tumblr.
19. Most likely scenario for muse on Tumblr.
20. What does mun dislike about muse?
Feb 27th
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nurseallthethings replied to your post: Messy? Did I scare you off? ((Shh her mun is wonderful.)) I’m doing alright… well. Been feeling ill because we think my body is in shock after the sudden physiology change after fifteen years, so… Is there anything I can do? *professional medbay mode, trying to get a good look in his eyes*
Feb 27th
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nurseallthethings asked: Messy? Did I scare you off?
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: We're tinychatting if you're not too busy to join.
Feb 27th
mindurmanors: mesmiranda: mindurmanors: ((again, given it involves a character from the Hellblazer fandom, I don’t think a warning is necessary as the fact that it’s Stanley should be warning enough.  I’m not unsympathetic of survivors, I promise, but this is an rp blog and the comment wasn’t meant as an insult or to make light of the subject—in fact I got the impression that Charles was...
Feb 26th
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manosukestoned420: omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG Let’s get this started as an actual thing, you guys. WE CAN DO THIS.
Feb 26th
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mindurmanors: serenelabrat: mesmiranda replied to your post: ‘Rape face’? Really? That’s incredibly offensive and potentially triggering. ((I’m not the anon, but I do see how the use of “rape face” could trigger the memories of a survivor. Possibly a warning on the top of the reblog along the lines of “trigger warning: rape” would help?)) (( Ah, I suppose I could’ve or should’ve, but it was...
Feb 26th
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Ask my character things about the rper :D →
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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youmaythinkyouknowme asked: I am unabashedly shipping you with me.
Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: Messy/Rory ;)
Feb 26th
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Ship me with someone and I'll kiss them.
sorcererestranged: ((i am le borted))
Feb 26th
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thegestianpoet: smelliet: dis-combobulate replied to your post: oK I was talking to Eve about this Jim=Fire … nO but Anderson is the cabbage dude omg……………………………………………………………….. oh my gukvxcing YES Addendum to the previous post.
Feb 26th
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atla/sherlock
mycroftismight: thegestianpoet: but guYS can we talk about how Moran and Zhao would be BEST FRIENDS and iroh/mrs hudson is CANON ok i’m crying and laughing iroh/mrs hudson, oh christ If someone doesn’t write me Iroh/Mrs. Hudson right now, I will explode in this seat and leave a horrific mess everywhere.
Feb 26th
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GUYS. GUYS. MARK GATISS AS LORD VETINARI.
hogwartsandthetardis: marmosette: theannschki: marmosette: macpye: hogwartsandthetardis: IT WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!! Ye-ers, I’ve said so, too. And of course his Terrier: “The wheel turns, nothing is ever new.” Always together… I need this in my life! Vimes is already up on Macpye’s S6 shop and redbubble And I bet Vetinari will show up on there soon too…. ...
Feb 25th
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
Feb 25th
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I ship a nine hundred year old alien with a blue...
Feb 25th
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